"Screwfix`s wedding of the year"

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Mememe 2, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Mememe 2

    Mememe 2 New Member

    <strong style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: -webkit-center; background-color: #ffffff; font-size: medium;">Miss swarfega original 4.5Ltr
    and
    Michael John Williams a.k.a Mememe 2
    invite you the screwfix family to share in their love
    and happiness as they exchange
    vows of marriage and begin their
    new life together
    at St.judes catholic church ,wigan
    on Saturday 14th September
    at 2.30pm
    and afterwards at
    The Shanghai palace ,wigan.
    [/b]
    <strong style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: -webkit-center; background-color: #ffffff; font-size: medium;"> [/b]
    <strong style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: -webkit-center; background-color: #ffffff; font-size: medium;">  R.S.V.P.....[/b]
     
  2. palavaman

    palavaman Well-Known Member

    mantor, am I also invited?      if i am, i promise to buy a new suit.
     
  3. Mememe 2

    Mememe 2 New Member

    No suit needed pal it is a all nude affair(hope its not too chilly on the big day ;))
    I still need a best man,,are you free..?
     
  4. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    Yes he is.....and nearly four.

    Bit older than you.

    Mr. HandyAndy - Really
     
  5. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    Yes he is.....and nearly four.

    Bit older than you.

    Mr. HandyAndy - Really
     
  6. Mememe 2

    Mememe 2 New Member

    I`ll put you down as chief fluffer mr H
     
  7. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    So,,, your marrying a 4.5l tub of Swarfega??    It won't last.
     
  8. You dirty old man.
     
  9. MrGrimNasty

    MrGrimNasty New Member

    I met my wife, a 12.5Kg tub of Tufanega, at an S&M party.
     
  10. You very clean old man.
     
  11. gib.son

    gib.son New Member

    I'll go. it sounds just up my street,  Is it red or green swarfega ? don't want my shirt to clash,
     
  12. palavaman

    palavaman Well-Known Member

    I'm free and I'll be there.
    Besides, that gibson bloke owes me a drink.  I hope he doesn't use this occasion as an opportunity to claim he gave me drinks?  Drinks are free on wedding day.
     
  13. MrGrimNasty

    MrGrimNasty New Member

    He couldn't fluff a feather duster.
     

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