I am not on here, I am doing other internety type things. It's chust that it says I'm here 'cos I haven't actually logged out. So, to clarify, I am not here.
What, 'cos it looks like Brokeback Mountain? (I must stop - I must. But it's sooo hard to resist when they are placed in front of me...)
I'm still here I was just working yesterday and then went to a riotous 70th birthday party and I've only just surfaced.