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Is that you Alan?
Oh
Doubt itNo it's one of my admirers![]()
No it is meIs that you Alan?
No it is me
It isn't a real tatoo yet, was just playing with some designs, I photographed myself with these transfers and sent it to Alan to cast his eye over, as he is a bit artistic too
You have to look through that and see the great personalityI don't think British people should be allowed to get tattoos, it doesn't really work, let me give you and example..
A typical Mauri warrior tattoo..
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Even the old geezers can pull it off...
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But this is what it looks like on the average Brit....
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You have to look through that and see the great personality![]()
ExactlyYou have to look through that and see the great personality![]()
Absolute rubbish. Nobody could be more cool and interesting as I am. I have tatoos because I am one of the cool kids. Probably the most interesting person you could ever wish to meet and my tatoo's are only enhancing and sky rocketing me further and higher up the pecking order.I think people get tattoos to look more interesting or cool, this is why I never got one, I'm so cool and interesting already that it would just be a distraction.
A song was actually written about me before I even had tatoos.
quite funny, I know you are only kidding as nobody could say that I was actually vain. I like your humourA more apt song
Stupid song that as the song is about him, not probably.quite funny, I know you are only kidding as nobody could say that I was actually vain. I like your humour