Tax Return

Discussion in 'Other Trades Talk' started by Ryluer, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Big Dunk

    Big Dunk Active Member

    Hmmm open forum hahaha
  2. plumber-boy

    plumber-boy Well-Known Member

    So how is your employer going to justify the materials? The only way would be for him to be raising invoices to customers with your materials on it -as materials supplied and works carried out.
    I don't know what medication your on RY but you need to increase the dose.:confused:
  3. Phil the Paver

    Phil the Paver Screwfix Select

    RY going to open a builders merchant with all the materials he collecting.

    The taxman will clobber him again then. :p:p:p
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  4. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Christ , with the materials he's supposedly collected, he'd be able to build a new HQ for HMRC. :D:D:D:D:D:D
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  5. moppylhd

    moppylhd Member

    Thats a great idea Ry. Spend £1000 on materials and get £800 back. !!!!
  6. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    There is another option. You just need a savvy accountant to work it out for you.
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2015
  7. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    You don't seem to understand. The readies never reach my account.
    I spend nothing. My employer does the spending.
    That way their is no paper trail leading to my doorstep. I just get the goods.
    Plus the odd bung of cash.

    Its similar to how trading was done in the ole days. A farmer would trade so many calves at a fair in exchange for a cow. The cobbler fixes his boots and the farmer gives him 50lb of spuds.
    Then no paper trail for government officials to follow.
    You get my drift?
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2015
  8. flateric

    flateric Well-Known Member

  9. plumber-boy

    plumber-boy Well-Known Member

    You still haven't increased your medication then RY.:rolleyes:
  10. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Ahhh, that sort of self employment. ;););););) (reckon he's on the rock n roll.)

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