For the 1st time in ages, I've managed to get an early Friday finish. Freshly showered, off to t' pub for Early Doors. Lovely. Mines a Broadside, please.
I'm on my way also, mines is a Buckfast & White Lightening cocktail, don't forget the Cherry & wee brolly.............Cheers chaps!!
Buckfast & White Lightening cocktail, don't forget the Cherry & wee brolly.............Cheers chaps!! Q. Is that before or after the deep-fried mars-bar? DH
DAB, he didn't turn up! Tom reckons his missus keeps him on a short leash, and anyway he can't realy manage the stairs from his top floor tenement, and the lifts have been vandalised again! (what is the world coming to, eh?) His Buckfast & White Lightning cocktail, with the Cherry & wee brolly, and ice, was getyting warm, so me & Tom shared it. Defo wouldn't recommend it, but the deep fried Mars bar wes surpsrisingly tasty.....
Sorry chaps, I didn't make it down the Pub last night. I bought my good lady wife some petrol station flowers on the way home and she vanished to the West Wing of Puller Towers. Ten minutes later I heard her call; 'oh Dicky, oh Dicky'!! I rushed into the bedroom to find her on the bed with not a stitch on & her legs wide open, she says; 'This is for the flowers big boy'. I said; 'You not got a vase'??!!
And they say the old ones are the best!Pfft! Anyway, that only explains why you would be 2 minutes late.
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