TFI FRIDAY

Discussion in 'Plumbers' Talk' started by EXPERTGASMAN, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. EXPERTGASMAN

    EXPERTGASMAN New Member

    For the 1st time in ages, I've managed to get an early Friday finish. Freshly showered, off to t' pub for Early Doors. Lovely. Mines a Broadside, please.
     
  2. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    hoi wait for me, mines a carlin darlin
     
  3. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    I'm on my way also, mines is a Buckfast & White Lightening cocktail, don't forget the Cherry & wee brolly.............Cheers chaps!!
     
  4. EXPERTGASMAN

    EXPERTGASMAN New Member

    Sorry chaps, got held up. I'm going NOW. See you soon Tom & Dick. Is Harry coming?
     
  5. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    ............No, just panting a lot!!!
     
  6. Dreadnaught Heating

    Dreadnaught Heating New Member

    Buckfast & White Lightening cocktail, don't forget the Cherry & wee brolly.............Cheers chaps!!

    Q. Is that before or after the deep-fried mars-bar?

    DH
     
  7. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    Don't knock it until you try it DH.
     
  8. graceland

    graceland Active Member

    mines a Buckfast & White Lightening cocktail......Del Boys alive and well!!!
     
  9. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    You plonker Elvis!!
     
  10. doing a bit

    doing a bit New Member

    your back early dick ?? on a promise ?? ;)
     
  11. EXPERTGASMAN

    EXPERTGASMAN New Member

    DAB, he didn't turn up! Tom reckons his missus keeps him on a short leash, and anyway he can't realy manage the stairs from his top floor tenement, and the lifts have been vandalised again! (what is the world coming to, eh?)

    His Buckfast & White Lightning cocktail, with the Cherry & wee brolly, and ice, was getyting warm, so me & Tom shared it. Defo wouldn't recommend it, but the deep fried Mars bar wes surpsrisingly tasty.....
     
  12. Dick Puller

    Dick Puller New Member

    Sorry chaps, I didn't make it down the Pub last night. I bought my good lady wife some petrol station flowers on the way home and she vanished to the West Wing of Puller Towers. Ten minutes later I heard her call; 'oh Dicky, oh Dicky'!! I rushed into the bedroom to find her on the bed with not a stitch on & her legs wide open, she says; 'This is for the flowers big boy'. I said; 'You not got a vase'??!!
     
  13. EXPERTGASMAN

    EXPERTGASMAN New Member

    And they say the old ones are the best!Pfft!

    Anyway, that only explains why you would be 2 minutes late.
     

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