That Jim Davidson fellow...

[devil's advocate]

...isn't as nice as he looks.


"Do all aged, has-been, never-was-funny-anyway, repulsive comics have the same look on their faces?" <<pulls grumpy, haggard, face>>

"What look is that?"

"Like this" <<does it again - this time even more grumpy, haggard and pished-off>>

"I find that offensive..."

"Oh, it wasn't aimed at you, Jim..."

(with apologies to Hell's Kitchen)

 

[plastic bertrand]

never-was-funny-anyway


I agree, apparently he's a rich codger so he must have done summik right.

 

[devil's advocate]

You don't have to do 'summik right' to get money off morons.

 

[plastic bertrand]

You're very upset today DA, lock the kids in the house and go for a drink, it aint against the law, obviously

 

[devil's advocate]

Au contriare, mon petit.

BOTH kiddies are now at school, so I'm chillin' wondering what to do next with my spare time

 

[Mr GrimNasty]

You don't have to do 'summik right' to get money off
morons.

Great, I've never done anything right in my life; Can you send me a few hundred thou if I send you my address?

 

[devil's advocate]

Sorry, p-b, your earlier comment went well <<whooosh>> over my head

 

[Johnny66]

Holy thread resurrection after 17 years with no activity