The Bright Spark Song

WildCat

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I’m a @bright_Spark and I’m OK
I sleep all night, I work all day

He’s a @bright_Spark and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I change lightbulbs, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And buy tools from Milwaukee

He changes lightbulbs, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And buys tools from Milwaukee

I break robots, I hop and fall
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And play around with Lars

He breaks robots, he hops and falls
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And plays around with Lars

I change lightbulbs, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I were a girlie
Just like my dear Bazza

He changes lightbulbs, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he were a girlie
Just like his dear Bazza
 
I’m a @bright_Spark and I’m OK
I sleep all night, I work all day

He’s a @bright_Spark and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and works all day

I change lightbulbs, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And buy tools from Milwaukee

He changes lightbulbs, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And buys tools from Milwaukee

I break robots, I hop and fall
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And play around with Lars

He breaks robots, he hops and falls
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women’s clothing
And plays around with Lars

I change lightbulbs, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I were a girlie
Just like my dear Bazza

He changes lightbulbs, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a bra
He wishes he were a girlie
Just like his dear Bazza
I don’t change light bulbs (well I do) but rarely as we are all LED on highways now.
 
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