The joke thread

Nom nom nom

 

Thanks MATE

 

You won't be happy until you have got all three of us banned for life

 

Point taken, see ya

 

According to my crystal ball it wont be long now.

 

OMG he has taken the huff OMG

 

No i haven't, just don't want to get anyone banned, I like to have a laugh but I now know I cant.

 

Only kidding, of course we are all going to get banned regardless

 

For what though, not doing wrong now are we? I'm a nervous wreck

 

Done absolutely nothing wrong, we are being victimised in my opinion

 

returning to the thread subject....
What is the difference between God and an electrician?
God doesn't think he's an electrician.

 

No but he acts like one

 

Ay?

 

@bright_Spark @Ind spark and me were stranded on a desert island and found a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants us each one wish.

@bright_Spark wishes he was off the island and back home.

I wished the same.

@Ind spark says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

(Sorry Indy )

 

I wouldn't like to be stranded on a desert island with you in all honesty, I would be fearful of you eating me

 

No worries mate, I'm fussy

 

I imagine he would be very erm I'll call it big boned me and you would survive for years

 

Doubt it

 

Thomas