The joke thread

[FlyByNight]

 

[Deleted member 34779]

Also @Bazza-spark is trying to keep a low profile as he enjoys eating his family.

Nom nom nom

 

[Ind spark]

Thanks MATE

 

[bright_Spark]

Thanks MATE

You won't be happy until you have got all three of us banned for life

 

[Ind spark]

You won't be happy until you have got all three of us banned for life

Point taken, see ya

 

[bright_Spark]

Point taken, see ya

According to my crystal ball it wont be long now.

 

[bright_Spark]

Point taken, see ya

OMG he has taken the huff OMG

 

[Ind spark]

OMG he has taken the huff OMG

No i haven't, just don't want to get anyone banned, I like to have a laugh but I now know I cant.

 

[bright_Spark]

No i haven't, just don't want to get anyone banned, I like to have a laugh but I now know I cant.

Only kidding, of course we are all going to get banned regardless

 

[Ind spark]

Only kidding, of course we are all going to get banned regardless

For what though, not doing wrong now are we? I'm a nervous wreck

 

[bright_Spark]

For what though, not doing wrong now are we? I'm a nervous wreck

Done absolutely nothing wrong, we are being victimised in my opinion

 

[Rosso]

returning to the thread subject....
What is the difference between God and an electrician?
God doesn't think he's an electrician.

 

[bright_Spark]

returning to the thread subject....
What is the difference between God and an electrician?
God doesn't think he's an electrician.

No but he acts like one

 

[Ind spark]

No but he acts like one

Ay?

 

[Deleted member 34779]

@bright_Spark @Ind spark and me were stranded on a desert island and found a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants us each one wish.

@bright_Spark wishes he was off the island and back home.

I wished the same.

@Ind spark says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

(Sorry Indy )

 

[bright_Spark]

@bright_Spark @Ind spark and me were stranded on a desert island and found a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants us each one wish.

@bright_Spark wishes he was off the island and back home.

I wished the same.

@Ind spark says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

(Sorry Indy )

I wouldn't like to be stranded on a desert island with you in all honesty, I would be fearful of you eating me

 

[Deleted member 34779]

I wouldn't like to be stranded on a desert island with you in all honesty, I would be fearful of you eating me

No worries mate, I'm fussy

 

[Ind spark]

No worries mate, I'm fussy

I imagine he would be very erm I'll call it big boned me and you would survive for years

 

[bright_Spark]

I imagine he would be very erm I'll call it big boned me and you would survive for years

Doubt it

 

[Ind spark]

Doubt it

Thomas