The joke thread

[Mark DM]

 

[Mark DM]

 

[Alan22]

 

[Alan22]

I just quit my job at the helium factory.


I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

 

[Ind spark]

I just quit my job at the helium factory.


I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

Err too late go back to post #4

 

[Alan22]

Err too late go back to post #4

Where do you think I'm getting the jokes from?

 

[Deleted member 34779]

Where do you think I'm getting the jokes from?

By the quality it's either @Astramax or @sparky steve

 

[Alan22]

By the quality it's either @Astramax or @sparky steve

No I just copy and paste them from the start of the thread

 

[Astramax]

Where do you think I'm getting the jokes from?

Stuart Frances, look him up.

 

[Ind spark]

No I just copy and paste them from the start of the thread

If I had the power I'd give you a week in Bornmuff for that

 

[Alan22]

Stuart Frances, look him up.

I looked him up, that was his best joke!

 

[Alan22]

If I had the power I'd give you a week in Bornmuff for that

I got immunity from....

 

[Mark DM]

 

[Mark DM]

 

[Ind spark]

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Err too late see post #162

 

[Alan22]

 

[quasar9]

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Is she called Alexa !

 

[koolpc]

I am getting sued for taking a picture of my neighbours front door!

My solicitor said its an open and shut case!

 

[SGM18]

Man walks into a bar

 

[Alan22]

I sued Heathrow airport for misplacing my luggage

....I lost my case.