The joke thread

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by BiancoTheGiraffe, Mar 14, 2022.

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  1. Mark DM

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    Mark DM, Nov 17, 2023
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    Mark DM, Nov 17, 2023
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    Alan22, Nov 19, 2023
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  4. Alan22

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    I just quit my job at the helium factory.


    I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
     
    Alan22, Nov 20, 2023
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  5. Ind spark

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    Err too late go back to post #4 :p
     
    Ind spark, Nov 20, 2023
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  6. Alan22

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    Where do you think I'm getting the jokes from?:D
     
    Alan22, Nov 20, 2023
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    By the quality it's either @Astramax or @sparky steve :p:eek:
     
    Deleted member 34779, Nov 20, 2023
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  8. Alan22

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    No I just copy and paste them from the start of the thread:)
     
    Alan22, Nov 20, 2023
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  9. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Stuart Frances, look him up.
     
    Astramax, Nov 20, 2023
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  10. Ind spark

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    If I had the power I'd give you a week in Bornmuff for that :D
     
    Ind spark, Nov 20, 2023
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  11. Alan22

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    I looked him up, that was his best joke!
     
    Alan22, Nov 20, 2023
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  12. Alan22

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    I got immunity from....

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    Alan22, Nov 20, 2023
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    Mark DM, Nov 20, 2023
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    Mark DM, Nov 20, 2023
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  15. Ind spark

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    Ind spark, Nov 21, 2023
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    Alan22, Nov 22, 2023
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    quasar9, Nov 22, 2023
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  18. koolpc

    koolpc Super Member

    I am getting sued for taking a picture of my neighbours front door!

    My solicitor said its an open and shut case!
     
    koolpc, Nov 22, 2023
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  19. SGM18

    SGM18 Member

    Man walks into a bar
     
    SGM18, Nov 22, 2023
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  20. Alan22

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    I sued Heathrow airport for misplacing my luggage

    ....I lost my case.
     
    Alan22, Nov 22, 2023
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