The joke thread
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Tuxmark2
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Serves her right for putting a handbag in there.
quasar9
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Some American sparks may well be driving electric version of Dodge, the DodgeE
FlyByNight
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Tuxmark2
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Tuxmark2
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympic games but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."
Rosso
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I remember my Dad telling us that joke in about 1975.
I'm starting to think some of you robbed the English Heritage joke repository
