The joke thread

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by BiancoTheGiraffe, Mar 14, 2022.

  1. WildCat

    WildCat Well-Known Member

    Using your logic, "Em" would be a longer word because it's an abbreviation for "exametre".
     
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    A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store.
    “Can you go down to the store, and get a litre of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
    Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, “Why the **** did you get 6 litres of milk?”
    He responded, “They had eggs.”
     
  10. WildCat

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    (apologies for poor English)
     
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  13. Tuxmark2

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    A Yorkshireman is at the vet's.
    'Ow do, lad. Come to see thee about mi cat.'
    'No problem', says the vet. 'Is it a tom?'
    'Nay, lad! Brought 'im wi' me!'
     
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  14. Tuxmark2

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    Paddy goes into his local Argos and asks to buy a potato clock.

    "Well, we sell wall clocks, carriage clocks, cuckoo clocks, but I've never heard of a potato clock"

    "I start a new job tomorrow at nine, and the wife said I ought to get a potato clock"
     
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  17. Ind spark

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    Anyone ever fitted these :eek:
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  18. Bazza-spark

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    Go to Bornmuff, go straight to Bornmuff, do not pass go, do not collect £200 :p:eek::D
     
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  19. Ind spark

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    It's only a light switch o_O
     
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  20. WildCat

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    Is UP the ON position?
     
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