The joke thread

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store.
“Can you go down to the store, and get a litre of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, “Why the **** did you get 6 litres of milk?”
He responded, “They had eggs.”
 
Paddy goes into his local Argos and asks to buy a potato clock.

"Well, we sell wall clocks, carriage clocks, cuckoo clocks, but I've never heard of a potato clock"

"I start a new job tomorrow at nine, and the wife said I ought to get a potato clock"
 
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