The joke thread

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by BiancoTheGiraffe, Mar 14, 2022.

  1. Alan22

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  2. Bazza-spark

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  3. Ind spark

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    Not far :eek:
     
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  4. Tuxmark2

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  5. Bazza-spark

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    Only 2 hours from me then lol.
     
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  6. Tuxmark2

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    Let me know when your moving, got a mate in the business :p
     
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  7. Ind spark

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    Are we that close :oops: lol :p
     
  8. Bazza-spark

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    What's he charge for an emergency move south? lol
     
  9. Tuxmark2

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    I can ask him, he prefers long trips as he likes driving and has done a few rapid response moves :D
     
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  10. Rosso

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    Except he is incorrect. As an abbreviation of Mister, Mr. is supposed to have a stop after it, same as etc. , Bros., Co.
     
  11. WildCat

    WildCat Well-Known Member

    That is debatable. Eg when writing a letter, current convention is to strip out punctuation marks in names and addresses etc to achieve a cleaner look.

    (Incidentally having a space before one of your commas above is inconsistent.)
     
  12. quasar9

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    From the last two posts (and others on grammar), people in glass houses should not …………….!
     
  13. WildCat

    WildCat Well-Known Member

    Does this meet with your approval?

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  14. quasar9

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    So what is an old Wylex fuse box converted using plug in MCB ? :D
     
  15. Mark DM

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    And .......does a consumer unit actually consume anything :)
     
  16. FlyByNight

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  17. WildCat

    WildCat Well-Known Member

    Let's get the forum back to its normal feculent standards:

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  18. Alan22

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    A Farmer in Devon see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
    "Wozzon! Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat,
    it's full of horse **** an cow dung".

    The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please".

    The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
     
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  19. Alan22

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    Ah those were the days...

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  20. FUNDIMOLD

    FUNDIMOLD Active Member

    I just got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking."
    Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial."
     
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