The joke thread

A man walks Into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him If she can help.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, 'You see, It's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because "It's so much cheaper"".

"So, I figure If I have to roll my own, so does she."
 
I dont think that is a good idea, it will only evoke envy :p

Besides I cant be arsed opening it up, watching a good film right now.
 
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