The next BIG thing in the UK.

Warts grow on you too

 

I didnt sleep well last night, way over excited for today. Been out and fed my cocks at 4am and thought I would screetch at them first. Unfortunately the second I turned the latch on my door they started up. Dam them, but as it is Eurovision I gave them their feed whilst singing our song. I am hopeful we do well tonight.. Comoooonn UK. Whoop Whoop

 

Face it, you ain't gonna sleep well tonight either.

If we lose (most likely) you'll be crying on yer pillow sad as you are.

If we win (most unlikely), you'll be crying on yer pillow with joy.

Either way yer not gonna sleep

And what have you done with @Ind spark? has he topped himself?

 

He is getting his nails and hair done for tonight

 

Stop scare mongering, The countries give their live votes tonight on camera so no way can this hsppen, congratulations to Ukraine for tonight though.

 

Not long to go now guys, everyone is obviously glued to their sets or attending partys so wish you all a great Eurovision.

 

Nope watching the footy then taking dog for a sh#te which believe me is far more entertaining

 

I think you, @FlyByNight and me should take it in turns tagging him during the acts so he is permanently distracted with notifications

 

Watching paint dry is more exciting than both football and eurovision.

 

@bright_Spark Did you know they are expecting trouble in Liverpool tonight. They have had to move the Everton football match to tomorrow to free up enough police resources for Eurotrash.

 

Really?

 

Wouldn't surprise me is some of Putins cronies were there to stir things up.

 

OMG I hope not

 

Could I ask everyone to keep me out of their conversations tonight please as I have been waiting for this event for weeks now and want to savour every moment of it

 

And we want to savour every moment of tormenting you

 

hmmm sounds very familiar

 

Haha, enjoy it mate. I'm watching Smokey and the Bandit on ITV4.

 

I know you are kidding, nobody in the country is going to miss this