This is a joke..... right?

Isitreally said:
The NHS is failing but its those that are in charge of it that are failing it, not the staff, a classic case of to many chiefs not enough Indians
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It's been that way for decades, iir.

The convenient excuse of brexit has now emerged as a whipping boy for those who know bot all about it, that's all.
 
Jackoftrades said:
:p
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I'm genuinely pleased that you've at least learnt something tonight, JoT.
Ie, brexit isn't the harbinger of doom that you thought it was.

We just need to work on those emoji replies now, ok?
We'll tackle that one in tomorrow's class, that's enough for today, you've done well.
 
longboat said:
I'm genuinely pleased that you've at least learnt something tonight, JoT.
Ie, brexit isn't the harbinger of doom that you thought it was.

We just need to work on those emoji replies now, ok?
We'll tackle that one in tomorrow's class, that's enough for today, you've done well.
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You have done even better.

Managed to avoid 4 VERY simple questions, and still pretending brexit has nothing to do with it.

Emojis are simply because im speechless

:rolleyes:
 
Jackoftrades said:
You have done even better.

Managed to avoid 4 VERY simple questions, and still pretending brexit has nothing to do with it.

Emojis are simply because im speechless

:rolleyes:
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Your speechless, well I'm gobsmacked, how in hell has Brexit got anything to do with the current state of the NHS.

Answers on the back of a small postage stamp please.
 
Isitreally said:
Your speechless, well I'm gobsmacked, how in hell has Brexit got anything to do with the current state of the NHS.

Answers on the back of a small postage stamp please.
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Read any 1 of the countless reports from any of the recognised sources maybe ?
 
Isitreally said:
Nursing bursaries been stopped hasn't helped in the recruitment department has it.

After all who else has to pay for their job training, its a stupid ideal to try and keep the NHS full of foreign workers who have already got their training at home, no doubt for free.
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Something you might not know, nor realise.. Teaching hospital NHS trusts, have their training budget, for all of the workforce, but approximately 90% of that budget is taken by doctors in training. This leaves 10% to be fought over by nurses, HCA's, cleaners, housekeepers etc.
That aside, you mention the bursaries for nurses (which have now stopped) My own thought's on nursing and the bursary system is,,, Nursing should never have become a degree course, there should never have been the need for bursaries. It should have been (and remained) an apprenticeship. I'm in the process of applying for one of these new "Nursing Associate" posts. Two years training towards a foundation degree in nursing, and guess what? I get paid whilst training. This is the sort of thing nursing needs. Student nurses at our hospital have to claim the student grant, study hard and have at least three ward/ department placements in their three years. The ones on our ward work about 40 odd hours per week whilst they are there, but get paid absolutely nothing. Many work bank shifts at the weekend as HCA's to make ends meet. How many of us on here would work 40+ hours during the week for nothing, then have to work 2 x 12.5 hr shifts at the weekend to support ourselves? And our government wonders why the take up of nursing as a career is falling.
IMHO the main reason the NHS is currently failing, is down to one man and one man alone.. Yep you all know this moron,,, his name??? Jeremy Hunt.. The most hated man in the country,by all that work in the NHS.
 
Jackoftrades said:
You have done even better.

Managed to avoid 4 VERY simple questions, and still pretending brexit has nothing to do with it.

Emojis are simply because im speechless

:rolleyes:
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If you're looking for a response you really need to start asking questions that don't resemble the equivalent of 'what is 2+2', when you've already told us the answer is 'sixty eleventy nine'.
 
longboat said:
If you're looking for a response you really need to start asking questions that don't resemble the equivalent of 'what is 2+2', when you've already told us the answer is 'sixty eleventy nine'.
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Ahh that would be the Diane Abbott school of mathematics that Jack attended as a youngster.
Jackoftrades said:
They really were very simple questions
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And still Jack failed the 11 plus. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
joinerjohn1 said:
Something you might not know, nor realise.. Teaching hospital NHS trusts, have their training budget, for all of the workforce, but approximately 90% of that budget is taken by doctors in training. This leaves 10% to be fought over by nurses, HCA's, cleaners, housekeepers etc.
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Can you provide a link to confirm these findings, jj?
Please.
 
longboat said:
If you're looking for a response you really need to start asking questions that don't resemble the equivalent of 'what is 2+2', when you've already told us the answer is 'sixty eleventy nine'."
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longboat said:
Welcome to 'European Union'

You'll never leave!
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Actually mate, I believe plans have been put in place to round up the u-s and throw them into various Spanish prisons along with the Catalan Government.
On the bright side, I suspect the Catalan MP's will enjoy a bit of intelligent company, and the diy'ers amongst 'em will appreciate an introduction to the Screwfix forum, they'll just love DA and Jack and the entertainment they provide.
 
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