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can you not cut them down?
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Picturing Alan running from JK Rowling with a pair of knickers on his head.
I took it too far didn't I?
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No but Alan did
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Another? We haven't seen one yetIs there another tour on the horizon?
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I have only just returned from a Scandinavian epic endurance tourAnother? We haven't seen one yet
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Oh yeah I forgot about the cruise
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I am going on a cruise this year but not been on one this year
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You can't just go into someone's garden and cut trees down, besides I didn't know it was her garden, I was just walking along a river then it got all brambles and dogs started barking and I had to leg it over a big fence.
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yes we know allan, along with her skirt and underwear under your arm
Alan22
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No that's what it would have been like if she was in.
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OMG!! I have dug further into my past, and my ancestors list is becoming very interesting and I come from a line that anyone would be proud of. Henry the 8th was very friendly with my family and I have traced a lot of them who were advisors to him. Oliver Cromwell came to Hull to see some members of my family. It is so exciting what you can dig up (proving you have a family like mine) of course.
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You have to make this up to try to compete with me. You really must stop this.
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It's true I used to be a detective
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I know
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As I come from a long line of Knights, I am going to honour them by living like one. I will now be the defender of people and saviour of the world. isn't that great
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Are you only going to walk diagonally?
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What???
Alan22
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Knights walk sideways, don't know know anything about knights?