D,A is a man i know he tells us all the time of how he drive an ironing board and entertains us all with rhyme but deep inside his scottish head his brain forever mystic lists to radio four all day then posts a thread of cryptic hotdog, he knows instinctivley what the teecher's message is they both read the gardian whist eating scotish sausages ( cringe) so goodnight my friends the scottish,english and the valley taffs my grammer is improving cos i now am using paragraphs,
I hereby declare that tomplum is elected as the Screwfix Poet Laureate by my unamimous decision - folowing close consultaion with no one in particular. Should the said tomplumb drop dead before I have the chance to wring his neck with the very heavy medallion and ribbon, I award this honour to Dev's. I should of done so in the first place, because Dev's has a greater life expectancy, due to the fact that he wears sandals (with socks) - whereas Poor Tom wears woodland clogs....... Lucia x
Ponty is a plumber, Therefore is a bumber, He admitted it this Summer, I not Toby, I Kunta Kinté. Pfffttt.
This rhyming stuff is getting dull, So I think I’ll give it a break. ‘Cos I’m finding it hard to make it rhyme And it makes my gut hurt. But, hey! I have a lot to say, So rhymin’ ain’t important. So I’ll keep on posting carp Instead of fishing for it as I usually do. Admin are a bunch of plebs Of that we all agree. Except for some who are fairly normal, But keep themselves well hidden.
this ryhming lark is so much fun I hope you tradesman like it so when your at a punters home tell 'em there's nothing like it. So sing while you work and work while you sing its really not that hard and if the Mrs gets the 'ump tell her to go suck lard...
Choose life Choose a job Choose a career Choose a family Choose a * big television Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments Choose a starter home Choose your friends Choose leisure wear and matching luggage Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of * fabrics Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows stuffing * junk food into your mouth Choose rotting away at the end of it all pishing your last days away in a miserable home Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish *-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. [Edited by: admin]