Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Jay20VT, Sep 11, 2009.
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You need help.
D,A is a man i know
he tells us all the time
of how he drive an ironing board
and entertains us all with rhyme
but deep inside his scottish head
his brain forever mystic
lists to radio four all day
then posts a thread of cryptic
hotdog, he knows instinctivley
what the teecher's message is
they both read the gardian
whist eating scotish sausages ( cringe)
so goodnight my friends
the scottish,english and the valley taffs
my grammer is improving
cos i now am using paragraphs,
I hereby declare that tomplum is elected as the Screwfix Poet Laureate by my unamimous decision - folowing close consultaion with no one in particular.
Should the said tomplumb drop dead before I have the chance to wring his neck with the very heavy medallion and ribbon, I award this honour to Dev's.
I should of done so in the first place, because Dev's has a greater life expectancy, due to the fact that he wears sandals (with socks) - whereas Poor Tom wears woodland clogs.......
Ponty is a plumber,
Therefore is a bumber,
He admitted it this Summer,
I not Toby,
I Kunta Kinté.
Chust thought I'd give admin something to do.
C'mon, Mr Mike Hunt - press 'delete'. Why don'tcha.
This rhyming stuff is getting dull,
So I think I’ll give it a break.
‘Cos I’m finding it hard to make it rhyme
And it makes my gut hurt.
But, hey! I have a lot to say,
So rhymin’ ain’t important.
So I’ll keep on posting carp
Instead of fishing for it as I usually do.
Admin are a bunch of plebs
Of that we all agree.
Except for some who are fairly normal,
But keep themselves well hidden.
Ah, the sheer joy of subjecting admin to my stuff.
Bloody 'ell, d-addy, you iz obsessed, innit.
Get a life, like me.
this ryhming lark is so much fun I hope you tradesman like it so when your at a punters home tell 'em there's nothing like it. So sing while you work and work while you sing its really not that hard and if the Mrs gets the 'ump tell her to go suck lard...
Choose a job
Choose a career
Choose a family
Choose a * big television
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments
Choose a starter home
Choose your friends
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of * fabrics
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows stuffing * junk food into your mouth
Choose rotting away at the end of it all pishing your last days away in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish *-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.
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+ Choose Screwfix :x
Yup, he's a gonner.
He wasn't kidding
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