Tradesman Rhymes...

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Jay20VT, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

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  2. devil's advocate

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  3. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    You need help.
     
  4. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

  5. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    D,A is a man i know
    he tells us all the time
    of how he drive an ironing board
    and entertains us all with rhyme

    but deep inside his scottish head
    his brain forever mystic
    lists to radio four all day
    then posts a thread of cryptic

    hotdog, he knows instinctivley
    what the teecher's message is
    they both read the gardian
    whist eating scotish sausages ( cringe)

    so goodnight my friends
    the scottish,english and the valley taffs
    my grammer is improving
    cos i now am using paragraphs,
     
  6. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    I hereby declare that tomplum is elected as the Screwfix Poet Laureate by my unamimous decision - folowing close consultaion with no one in particular.

    Should the said tomplumb drop dead before I have the chance to wring his neck with the very heavy medallion and ribbon, I award this honour to Dev's.

    I should of done so in the first place, because Dev's has a greater life expectancy, due to the fact that he wears sandals (with socks) - whereas Poor Tom wears woodland clogs.......



    Lucia x
     
  7. plastic bertrand

    plastic bertrand Active Member

    Ponty is a plumber,
    Therefore is a bumber,
    He admitted it this Summer,
    I not Toby,
    I Kunta Kinté.

    Pfffttt.
     
  8. devil's advocate

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  9. devil's advocate

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    Chust thought I'd give admin something to do.

    Yawn...
     
  10. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

    C'mon, Mr Mike Hunt - press 'delete'. Why don'tcha.
     
  11. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

    This rhyming stuff is getting dull,
    So I think I’ll give it a break.
    ‘Cos I’m finding it hard to make it rhyme
    And it makes my gut hurt.

    But, hey! I have a lot to say,
    So rhymin’ ain’t important.
    So I’ll keep on posting carp
    Instead of fishing for it as I usually do.

    Admin are a bunch of plebs
    Of that we all agree.
    Except for some who are fairly normal,
    But keep themselves well hidden.
     
  12. devil's advocate

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    Ah, the sheer joy of subjecting admin to my stuff.
     
  13. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Bloody 'ell, d-addy, you iz obsessed, innit.


    Get a life, like me.
     
  14. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    this ryhming lark is so much fun I hope you tradesman like it so when your at a punters home tell 'em there's nothing like it. So sing while you work and work while you sing its really not that hard and if the Mrs gets the 'ump tell her to go suck lard...
     
  15. Choose life
    Choose a job
    Choose a career
    Choose a family
    Choose a * big television
    Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers
    Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance
    Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments
    Choose a starter home
    Choose your friends
    Choose leisure wear and matching luggage
    Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of * fabrics
    Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning
    Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows stuffing * junk food into your mouth
    Choose rotting away at the end of it all pishing your last days away in a miserable home
    Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish *-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
    Choose your future. Choose life.


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  16. devil's advocate

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  18. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Yup, he's a gonner.
     
  19. He wasn't kidding :(
     

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