University education

Shudda gone ta Specsavers (other brands are available)

 

They're whistling in the guide dogs

 

Or is it the Huskeys to tow the packout?

 

I might have interpreted their whistles differently because if I just walk past ignoring them pretending not to be flattered I get a call on my radio to go to their machines to fix it.

 

If they spoke English they could have just shouted "Oi, mush! Come sort this out!"

 

Yes at first I just thought I was obviously very popular but then the penny dropped.

 

Is there a "pigs flying" emoji?