usless facts

Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by supersparky, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    <u>DID YOU KNOW?</u>
    The word supersparky has been said 119 times, by people other than me....

    No matter what any of us say on here, most of our advice will either be ignored or half done then half bodged

    We are un-officialy at war with the plumbers against the chippies....they started it! :)

    this forum is by far the busyist with 3,148 messages spanning 350 posts, 351 now

    in rogue traders a sparky said that MK was the best make....their 'Expert' said it made no difference, proving that experts aint always that.....

    next week out of all us well will encounter a 'know all' who knows more about leccy than us

    im board, has anyone else got usless facts?

    BR
     
  2. lensman

    lensman New Member

    im board, has anyone else got usless facts?

    Did you know that every year there are dozens of people in the UK killed by their own biros ?

    (True fact: my missus works in a statistical department that collates this sort of data)
     
  3. sparky (Original)

    sparky (Original) New Member

    The word supersparky has been said 119 times, by people other than me....

    dont tell me you went round counting them.
     
  4. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    nope, typed it into the search thingy
     
  5. sparky (Original)

    sparky (Original) New Member

    o ill let you off
     
  6. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

  7. sparky Si-Fi

    sparky Si-Fi Screwfix Select

    Just to follow up on the rougue traders bit m8,there was an instance to change a cu,the 'expert' watched as he installed a contactum.Also loved the bodger with the lighter on camera melting the circuit breaker!!
     
  8. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    yea lol, i got PE today....that cu is rat's nest wireing!! lol

    BR
     
  9. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    Well 1000 postings....and first one to it...thaught it would be best done on the sparkys forum! dont know what will happen when i do this....will bells start ringing?
    naaa ill juat get sent a screwfix catalogue...
    HAPPY 1ST 1000POSTING USER SCREWFIX! :)

    BR
     
  10. sparky (Original)

    sparky (Original) New Member

    having 1000 postings must be more exciting than your birthday

    maybe not
     
  11. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    neither are that exiting any more....... nothing has happened.......but this little screen thingy came up asking the three things i would like to win....... in the christmas draw that is, ah well i can sleep at night with out the huge amounts of exitement. woooooooooo

    BR
     
  12. Milton Bradley

    Milton Bradley New Member

    Look at the bottom of your inside pocket - the stitching is probably frayed and decaying with the wear and tear...

    Just like the Old 7/.029 cable that has been mentioned in various postings, it is a death trap waiting to happen.
     
  13. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    Is it your mission to drive us all to insanity? or must i plea with you that you stop chattin ****?....
    BR
     
  14. Not a Joe

    Not a Joe New Member

    If you think thats amusing statistically speaking (DTI Hass / Lass figures) 1994 accidents occur with a pen, but then more peple are injured by cricket stumps (6) than shotguns (4).

    amusingly 34 people are injured by squeezy mops
    2 people are injured by tea cosys, 77 people are injured by staples...I could go on all day
     
  15. sparky (Original)

    sparky (Original) New Member

    how the hell can you be injured by a tea cosy
     
  16. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    keep em commin!
     
  17. supersparky

    supersparky New Member

    It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
     
  18. sparky (Original)

    sparky (Original) New Member

    only 0.7% where are you finding this information
     
  19. Dewy

    Dewy New Member

    119 times SS? Its now gone up to 458
    Keep em coming
     
  20. kesh

    kesh New Member

    What about all those post containing "SS" & "super"?

    387 at present for "SS", I think "super" may be a problem to count though!

    I've also noticed that GJC calls him a variety names!

    Reckon it must be nearly up to 1000 references by now!

    Proper Job mate!
     

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