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Discussion in 'Job Talk' started by audi-evo, Sep 26, 2008.

  1. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    Manager:
    required to work every saturday, sometimes working away from home @ various locations throughout the country.
    Also may in the event of a miracle be required to work in europe at some point in the future. (this is highly unlikely)
    Your duties will include pointing, shouting, walking up and down a boxed off piece of turf.
    You will need a defeatist attitude and be preparred to underachieve in all aspects of your job.
    You will although have the title of manager have no real power and be undermined and over ruled by a vertically challenged chap who some say has rather wobbly eyes.
    Apply:
    M ashley
    NUFC
    Please note, this is a temporary position (well more than likley)
     
  2. von trappe

    von trappe New Member

    Whats the pay like?
     
  3. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    to late, seems the job has gone, fec me it's that fat old commedian, roy kinear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    .............. who actually died in the making of the three musketeers film!!!!!!!
    ;)
     
  5. von trappe

    von trappe New Member

    Wasnt it that drunk actor cant think of his name now!
     
  6. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    update, actually it isn't roy kinnear, it's joe!
    Apparently,
    mike said i think i'll employ some has been who has not had a job in football for the last four years,
    someone stood up and said "you have to be joking 'ere"
    This was missheard and the job was prompltly gived to
    joe kinear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ;)
    god help us!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    Cockneys forbidden ;)
     
  8. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

  9. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    So the nigerian deal is done then?
    Well can't be any worse!
     
  10. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    Oh yes? :(

    Championship here we come :'(
     
  11. G Brown

    G Brown New Member

    you ain't joking are you ;)
     
  12. Burlington Bertie

    Burlington Bertie New Member

    god help us!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Best one I've heard in years :^O :^O :^O
     
  13. the best (probably)

    the best (probably) New Member

    well at last youve seen sense got rid of that little s* dennis wise .kiss of death on any club.now we got someone who cares for club (gary mcallister) were on the up. you will be too when kev&alan take over.
     

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