Vote for our PM
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carol brown
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Car Key Party ?! Ha ha Ha Victoria sponge party maybe, or tea and biscuits party LOL
Better still, chip- buttie party,..... when I'm reconnecting with my roots
Better still, chip- buttie party,..... when I'm reconnecting with my roots
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Ind spark
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You're not in the running
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I will easily winYou're not in the running
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My manifesto is solid
You need to turn the page over for the other runners
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He is an absolute simpleton
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If I was on that cheapo cruise I'd chuck you overboard
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If you was onboard I would throw myself offIf I was on that cheapo cruise I'd chuck you overboard
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I'm on my way
Will you be addressing the forum in Danish on your return.
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More than likely
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Fail to see how you can say that. I am up there
koolpc
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Na, i chickened out!
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Woof
Alan22
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I'm a parliamentary candidate!
I don't have a manifesto, no wait..
I would like to reform immigration with immediate compulsory training in key areas where the UK has skill shortages for the good of the economy, and anyone that complains about that gets a ticket to Syria, Afghanistan, or a war zone of their choice, immigrants who train as doctors, dentists, and any trade that is currently prohibitively expensive for no apparent reason get fast tracked, it's time to stop hating the resource that made the UK a world economy.
The immediate stop to British support for Israel and supply of weapons used to kill Palestinians.
I would reform the prison system by building 'factory prisons' where prisoners work for free and produce low cost goods, on weekdays well behaved criminals can work in the community with supervision, and pensioners can request they do whatever they bl00dy well fancy, if they don't comply they get no privileges, food will be considered a privilege, specific crimes will have specific activities, for example litterers will be sent to pick up litter, and so on.
Food prices are increasing yet wastelines are also, I will start national cookery classes, compulsory for everyone who is overweight, thus saving the NHS a fortune.
Each month every tax payer will submit an online checklist of where their taxes will be used, bringing an end to politicians spending money where tax payers don't want it spent.
The immediate imprisonment of Michele Moan on the grounds that she is a criminal, and an appauling human, assets confiscated and distributed among midwives and nurses who worked unpaid overtime during covid.
The immediate cancellation of GB News on the grounds that it stirs division and hate.
New hate laws that go further, we have had enough division, it's time to rebuild the British attitude around kindness and respect, anyone found to be rude or disrespctful to anyone in any way will be sent on my Nigel Havers course, run by Nigel Havers himself.
Water companies re nationalised and put in the charge of Jean who runs Scottish Water.
A national programme of reading physical books for both children and adults.
Time children spend online or gaming limited to 8 hours per day.
And finally, both Pritti Patel and Suella Braverman have fully convinced me that Rwanda is a safe place to live, they are going and Rwanda can keep the plane, putting an end to that.
Obviously this is just the tip of the iceberg that comprises my vision for the new better Britain, I have not even told Nigel Havers yet but I'm confident he will greet the news with typical courtesy, Vote Alan22, You are worth it.
I don't have a manifesto, no wait..
I would like to reform immigration with immediate compulsory training in key areas where the UK has skill shortages for the good of the economy, and anyone that complains about that gets a ticket to Syria, Afghanistan, or a war zone of their choice, immigrants who train as doctors, dentists, and any trade that is currently prohibitively expensive for no apparent reason get fast tracked, it's time to stop hating the resource that made the UK a world economy.
The immediate stop to British support for Israel and supply of weapons used to kill Palestinians.
I would reform the prison system by building 'factory prisons' where prisoners work for free and produce low cost goods, on weekdays well behaved criminals can work in the community with supervision, and pensioners can request they do whatever they bl00dy well fancy, if they don't comply they get no privileges, food will be considered a privilege, specific crimes will have specific activities, for example litterers will be sent to pick up litter, and so on.
Food prices are increasing yet wastelines are also, I will start national cookery classes, compulsory for everyone who is overweight, thus saving the NHS a fortune.
Each month every tax payer will submit an online checklist of where their taxes will be used, bringing an end to politicians spending money where tax payers don't want it spent.
The immediate imprisonment of Michele Moan on the grounds that she is a criminal, and an appauling human, assets confiscated and distributed among midwives and nurses who worked unpaid overtime during covid.
The immediate cancellation of GB News on the grounds that it stirs division and hate.
New hate laws that go further, we have had enough division, it's time to rebuild the British attitude around kindness and respect, anyone found to be rude or disrespctful to anyone in any way will be sent on my Nigel Havers course, run by Nigel Havers himself.
Water companies re nationalised and put in the charge of Jean who runs Scottish Water.
A national programme of reading physical books for both children and adults.
Time children spend online or gaming limited to 8 hours per day.
And finally, both Pritti Patel and Suella Braverman have fully convinced me that Rwanda is a safe place to live, they are going and Rwanda can keep the plane, putting an end to that.
Obviously this is just the tip of the iceberg that comprises my vision for the new better Britain, I have not even told Nigel Havers yet but I'm confident he will greet the news with typical courtesy, Vote Alan22, You are worth it.
