Alan22
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Why is it that Scots get everywhere? Scots and Australians...... But you can understand it with Australians, it's a big country
Well it started with an event called the Highland clearances, ok I'll spare you shame of oppressive nationhood

The main reason, similarly to the Irish, and apart from a shared history of escape from English tyranny, is popularity and all round friendliness, the celtic types are just more welcomed, in communities as much as in pubs, we have a humility that people connect with, and a willing interest in other peoples ways, if for example, you meet a Scottish or Irish person you will notice they typically try to find things in common with you, this is not just a random habit, it is the inherent custom of the conquered, it's a survival strategy, they need to know if you ar friend or foe, you will notice this tiny invisble trait in a more pronounced way in countries that have survived upeaval or injustice, listen for it and it's there, then listen to the average Brit in the same circumstance.
I'll give you a real scenario, Castlevechio in Tuscany, I arrive at a coffee shop in time for the noon bells to sound from hill top villages across the gorge, the priest serving me(it's part of a church) asks where I am from, I say Scotland and strike up a lively conversation, I'm fussy with coffee and that also takes some time, cafe doppio e con latte has to be just right he tells me, this is normal in Italy, introductions and general chat is part of it all and anyone can join in, but sitting right beside me is an English couple with a different outlook on life, they had been sitting waiting and this was making their wait longer, not just but also they percieve it to be rude and they said so, we both apologise and I offer to pay for their coffee, they decline, and in that declining and misunderstanding of just the normal customs they set themselves apart, to sit in silence with their faces tripping them while all around we resume in enjoying the joy of human interaction, they could have accepted our apologies and joined in had lunch on me and been stuck there all day but no, their coffee didn't arrive on time and this was unnacceptible, therefore they must, by habit of nation, go in a very bad mood

Apologies for the shamless revenge
