What makes Britain Great?

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by chippie244, Mar 11, 2019.

  1. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    Yet again who made you the forum police.

    Yet again show me where I gave incorrect advice. This one is probably easier :)

    How I entertain myself is up to me and if you don't like it that's your problem, I'm not forcing you to be on here and I'm not forcing you to post and if you don't like it you have options.

    Do you want to list your many qualifications so we can all sit in awe of your knowledge which is what you seem to want us to do?
     
  2. Honestly

    Honestly Member

    Man up
     
  3. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    Man up says the bloke who hasn't stopped crying since he joined in :p:p
     
  4. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    BTW are you a leaver and why are you following me?
    Have I got another stalker because Trevor the Troll and Tinky Winky are doing quite a good job of being obsessed about my posts and Victor Meldrew's interest is slightly disturbing.
    I understand the attraction, you're only human and I'm a good looking guy but I hate to break it to you but I'm taken.
    I am flattered though that such a well qualified whatever as yourself is interested in my lowly scribblings but rest assured I hold you in the respect you deserve. :)
     
    Jord86 likes this.
  5. gas monkey

    gas monkey Active Member

    like mr chow
     
  6. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

  7. gas monkey

    gas monkey Active Member

    yes sir have you seen hangover 1/2 briliant
     
  8. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Well-Known Member

    I was going to be one of the 'Silent majority', but then I realised that my silent opinion was being misused.
     
  9. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    We won't know unless you tell us Bob.
     
  10. dinkydo

    dinkydo Active Member

    San-Izal toilet paper

    also a little economy tip use both sides
     
  11. gas monkey

    gas monkey Active Member

    hot strong tea after a job in the rain
     
  12. Heat

    Heat Well-Known Member

    British chocolate,
    in any weather.
     
  13. dinkydo

    dinkydo Active Member

    a pint of real ale on a hot summer day on the way home
     
  14. dinkydo

    dinkydo Active Member

    being greated by your loved one in her sexiest gear after a hard day at work when nothing went right :) then you marry her and its all downhill :(
     
    gadget man and Heat like this.
  15. Muzungu

    Muzungu Active Member

    'Whether I look at home, or abroad; whether I behold the peaceful industrious communities of our island home: her rivers covered with steamboats, her roads with locomotives, her streets with cabs, her skies with balloons of a power and magnitude hitherto unknown in the history of aeronautics in this or any other nation — I say, whether I look merely at home, or, stretching my eyes farther, contemplate the boundless prospect of conquest and possession — achieved by British perseverance and British valour — which is outspread before me, I clasp my hands, and turning my eyes to the broad expanse above my head, exclaim, “Thank Heaven, I am a Briton!”’.
     
    chippie244 likes this.
  16. Heat

    Heat Well-Known Member


    Hi Darling!

    C4F00227-E89E-4121-8271-C7460120ABF5.jpeg
     
    dinkydo and b4xtr like this.
  17. gas monkey

    gas monkey Active Member

    don.t fancy your much mines the one in flanelette
     
    Heat likes this.
  18. MrA

    MrA New Member

    I've tried really hard about thinking of positive aspects about Great Britain, but there's always a touch of negative associated with it, such as,

    Free Health Care NHS = Open to abuse by health tourists.
    Freedom of speech = Unless you're right of centre views.
    Democracy = Unless you voted for BREXIT.
    Tolerance = Unless you're a white male (I'm mixed race for anyone who may want to hate on me)


    Maybe I'm just a grumpy old man
     
    Heat likes this.
  19. gas monkey

    gas monkey Active Member

    join the club im a grumpy old man
    brexit thats going to kick it off well done you
    tolerance not a fan
     
    MrA likes this.
  20. dobbie

    dobbie Well-Known Member

    When did we become Democratic?
    We have the unelected House of lords.
    We have the unelected saxe-coburg and gotha's plus all the hanger on''s we pay for.
    We also have the elected muppets, who have ignored what the electorate actually want done for donkeys years.
     

Share This Page