Whats better....?

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Jay20VT, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    I have a dilemma, chase the bird with a fit body and crusty face or chase the bird with a fit face and crusty bod??
     
  2. G Brown

    G Brown New Member

    I can't really advise you.

    I have always had the birds chasing me you see.
     
  3. bigjules

    bigjules New Member

    Ugly preferably - always sooooooo grateful!!
     
  4. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    old saying from wigan
    you don't look at the matle piece when you're poking the fire,:D
     
  5. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    We say "Mantle" down here in educated Dorset. ;)
     
  6. joinerjohn

    joinerjohn New Member

    A bird in the hand is worth two in her bush.
     
  7. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    ooops, pass the tipex
     
  8. Fit body 'n crusty face every time. You can always flip it over or just bag it.
     
  9. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    ha ha ha LOL, you lot make me laugh especially the one about the bird in one hand NICE ONE!

    Anyway, I decided the crusty face and fit bod was the way to go as mentioned before I could brown bag it and cut out a picture of Cheryl Coles face and stick it on the bag, jobs a good'n....
     
  10. ­

    ­ New Member

    Why not move along to the next lamppost and try to find a better old slapper?
     
  11. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Cos she'll be peeling kumquats til 7ish.


    It's the kumquat jam making season, you morno.
     
  12. ­

    ­ New Member

    You trog, you don't peel kumquats, you de-bone them using a silver pallette knife held at 22 degrees to the morsal fin.
     
  13. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

  14. ­

    ­ New Member

    See, you can see the kumquat's twig-like skeleton between his hands.
     
  15. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Grow up.
     
  16. ­

    ­ New Member

    It's 21 degrees actually, sorry for the typo.
     
  17. Stoday

    Stoday New Member

    Only if degrees celsius. 70 if degrees F.
     
  18. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

    "...I could brown bag it and cut out a picture of Cheryl Coles face..."

    Ah, so you're trying to add personality too?
     
  19. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    nah just make sure the old boy stays rigid...
     

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