I have a dilemma, chase the bird with a fit body and crusty face or chase the bird with a fit face and crusty bod??
ha ha ha LOL, you lot make me laugh especially the one about the bird in one hand NICE ONE! Anyway, I decided the crusty face and fit bod was the way to go as mentioned before I could brown bag it and cut out a picture of Cheryl Coles face and stick it on the bag, jobs a good'n....
You trog, you don't peel kumquats, you de-bone them using a silver pallette knife held at 22 degrees to the morsal fin.
"...I could brown bag it and cut out a picture of Cheryl Coles face..." Ah, so you're trying to add personality too?