bloop the gasman
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1, Anybody that paints pipe will be hung
2, All carpets must end 2 feet from any wall
3,All furniture must be at least 1 foot inside the edge of any carpet
4, Any “can you just” or “while you’re here” extras will cost a surcharge of £800
5, Cats that go under floors stay under floors
6, All houses will be bungalows
7, All flats will be built with a 6 foot void above the ceiling complete with flooring and lighting
8, Boiler breakdowns to be in the hours of daylight weekdays only
9, All baths will be fitted with the tap end in the middle of the room
10,All flooring joists to be made like a the top of a castle wall with pre-cut pipe slots
11, John Guest will be president (sorry the monarchy gets a council flat in a tower block)
Any more ?
2, All carpets must end 2 feet from any wall
3,All furniture must be at least 1 foot inside the edge of any carpet
4, Any “can you just” or “while you’re here” extras will cost a surcharge of £800
5, Cats that go under floors stay under floors
6, All houses will be bungalows
7, All flats will be built with a 6 foot void above the ceiling complete with flooring and lighting
8, Boiler breakdowns to be in the hours of daylight weekdays only
9, All baths will be fitted with the tap end in the middle of the room
10,All flooring joists to be made like a the top of a castle wall with pre-cut pipe slots
11, John Guest will be president (sorry the monarchy gets a council flat in a tower block)
Any more ?