Who messed up that delicious thread

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Devil's Advocate, Oct 4, 2017.

  1. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    He's been saying for years that his pilots are no more than glorified taxi drivers and shows nothing but contempt for his customers.
    He was also incredibly vocal last year in saying that if we left the EU he would be forced to stop flights from the UK.
    OK, goodbye you ****.
  2. longboat

    longboat Well-Known Member

    Well, I suppose he was right when he said that his planes would be grounded by the after event of brexit.

    Premature spurt, perhaps?
  3. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Yep , apparently one pilot was getting married and couldn't get the time off :eek::eek: He was asked to swap duties with another pilot. There's an interview with a Cryanair pilot on the BBC website,, hang on I'll post a link,,,,,,,,,,,

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41384789 Crikey, it gets worse. They're only paid for the time they are actually flying the aircraft, so from when the engines are switched off, until they are turned on again, they ain't getting **** from M OLeary..
  4. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    btiw2, you can come out now.

    I've given you plenty to look at :)
  5. Isitreally

    Isitreally Well-Known Member

    Judging by his replies recently to your desperate ramblings, he's probably being quite to save you the embarrassment. :p:p
  6. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    I suspect reading your and Longs' posts will have sobered him up.
  7. longboat

    longboat Well-Known Member

    Stop hiding behind others, DA. It's becoming cringe worthy.
  8. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

  9. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

  10. longboat

    longboat Well-Known Member

    That's the spirit.
    You have to laugh.....
  11. btiw2

    btiw2 Well-Known Member

    Sobered me up, but now I need a drink.

    What can I say? You're right DA (has that ever been written before?).

    I was disgusted and horrified by Longs' post: http://community.screwfix.com/threads/who-messed-up-that-delicious-thread.192137/page-2#post-1540342

    What sort of sick and demented individual could make such a post?!

    If there is a God (SPOILER: there isn't) then I hope He will have mercy on Longs' soul - because I can't.

    What kind of monster,
    What kind of pervert,
    What kind of abomination could use cyan text on a white background?!

    Longs - what are you? Some kind of sicko?

    The choice of colours means have no idea what Longs wrote.

    It could have been:
    • Mein Kampf - with jokes
    • Next week's lottery numbers
    • The formula for cold fusion
    • or which adhesive will actually reliably stick hard plastics together

    ...but I'd never know because who can read that post?
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  12. longboat

    longboat Well-Known Member

    Hindsight can be a beatch at times.
    I laid awake at night wondering why I didn't receive a single response to that post, kept in the dark for all those long torturous hours, wondering..... wondering.
    Then it hits you.
    And it hurts.
    How didn't I see this fundamental flaw?
    Face palm.

    From now on I will ensure that 'brown nose' brown, is set by default.

    Thanks for the constructive criticism.
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  13. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

  14. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    Not with any sincerity anyway!
  15. longboat

    longboat Well-Known Member

    Tell that to all the middle aged ladies on here who he white knights.
  16. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    hehe, I wonder how his dinner date with Lady new 2 diy is going?
    Candle light, good food, fine wine, and two mentally disturbed people discussing the benefits of remaining in the EU, and wondering who the **** Jack voted for?
    Their probably discussing 'cyan on white fonts' as we 'speak', I'd pay to be there, I really would.
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  17. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    Just once before, as I recall.

    But then that fellow left :oops:

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