Who wants to play football

Discussion in 'Sport Talk' started by Movieman334, Apr 18, 2021.

  1. Movieman334

    Movieman334 Member

    Guys just wanted to bring this to your attention. For those wanting to get involved in football


    You sign up as individual
    Pay only when you play
    5 a side ip to 11 a aide
    Balls and referee provided
    18 and above only, no upper age limit
    ALL abilities welcome
  2. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Think I'll pass....boom, boom. ;)
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  3. sparky steve

    sparky steve Screwfix Select

    My partner just split up with me because she said I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it – we’d been going out for three seasons.:confused:;)
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  4. ramseyman

    ramseyman Screwfix Select

    Oh dear Sparky, smacks of moving the goalposts, you should have kept your eye on the ball.
  5. sparky steve

    sparky steve Screwfix Select

    I thought i was good at keeping an eye on the ball. I used to play football for a team called the Musketeers. We started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.:p
  6. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    3 a-side?
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  7. spirits are real 2016

    spirits are real 2016 Screwfix Select

    I could never play football at the moment the games get so hot because FANS aren't allowed at the matches..
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  8. DIYDave.

    DIYDave. Screwfix Select

    Just wait until one of the players needs to remove a damaged stud from his football boots and he can’t get it undone :)
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  9. sparky steve

    sparky steve Screwfix Select

    Nah. But the pitch was triangle shaped!

    Somebody took a corner.
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  10. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    All musketers played in lovely hats though.
  11. sparky steve

    sparky steve Screwfix Select

    Never realised you were in the team:D

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  12. DIYDave.

    DIYDave. Screwfix Select

    Can you imagine a bunch of electricians playing football and arguing about the ‘Offside Rule’ :).......:eek:

    Those guys love to dissect and debate rules and regs till the cows come home !

    It’s gonna be a long match
    Last edited: Apr 20, 2021

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