wow!!!!! how bad is unemployment?

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by audi-evo, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    just advertised a job vacancy and had nearly 100 applicants in 2 days!!!!
    Never had anywhere near this amount in the past, even over qualified guys are applying!
  2. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Simple solution, employ the guy with the biggest jugs.
  3. mr sillys

    mr sillys New Member

    ears aren't everything dear


  4. That's tragic :(

    Although I once interviewed a bloke for a job and all he did was stare at the ceiling, said he had five kids, so I told the job centre he wasn't suitable :O
  5. Doink

    Doink New Member

    Yeah and.....I told you i had a bad back and needed to lie down,oh and i have 6 kids now :)
  6. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Yeah, but do their parents know?
  7. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Mr Y.Hughes, how can I help you?
    Gissa job.
    Gissa job.
    Gissa job.

    Ah, happy memories of 1980's despair.
  8. Maurice Gogg

    Maurice Gogg New Member

    I remember my first job interview well. I was 12 years old and answered an ad for an experienced plumber. Of course I got it as I was only up against experienced plumbers.
  9. ­

    ­ New Member

    I remember advertising for my first butler. I was about 14 I seem to remember. I had over 900 applicants and interviewed them all. I eventually employed a nice man called Eric who served me well until he died three days later after being attacked by a shoal of peabirds that my shepherd was rounding up.

    Tragic but true.
  10. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    And I suppose his replacement, Giorgio, died within the week? Tragically, he fell into the Lancelot Brown designed lake whilst hand-feeding rhinoceros belly shavings to the world's foremost collection of fancy coldwater pea-rhana, no doubt.
  11. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Too far fetched.
  12. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Are you calling me a liar?
  13. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Does the cap fit?
  14. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    My brain's the size of a planet - whadoyuthink!
  15. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    You must be quite odd looking.
  16. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Yer, but at least I've got my own gravitational field.
  17. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    ditto audi! And quite a lot of the applicants are very high quality too!
  18. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    I wouldn't work for you if you paid me.
  19. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    Don't worry - I'm not desperate!
  20. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Oh, go on then. If you insist.

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