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Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Captain Leaky, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    I've told you to stop treating your mum like that - at her age it could bring on incontinence.
     
  2. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    get a woman lad. you should not do those wicked things to your mother :(
     
  3. ­

    ­ New Member

    a 'woman lad'? Is that another name for a 'ladyboy'?

    You perv.
     
  4. mantor

    mantor New Member

    Paintpotponty the pervy plonker, that has a certain ring to it.

    ring of truth I think.
     
  5. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    sooooooooooo witty, not. but it aint bad for you considering your general lack of humour :^O
     
  6. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Has he had his eyeballs drained then?
     
  7. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    no, hes still got the rose tinted spectacles on.

    he has the hots 4 me but cannot come to terms with it ;)
     
  8. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Should've gone to Spacsevers.
     
  9. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    no amusements so far.....
     
  10. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    And we're off............
     
  11. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    ...you wish.
     
  12. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    John Montagu, the Earl of Sandwich: "Sir, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox."

    John Wilkes: "That, depends, sir, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your lordship's mistress.
     
  13. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    Oh well, that killed it.
     
  14. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

  15. Maurice Gogg

    Maurice Gogg New Member

    Ah, Johnny Wilkes, is he in panto again this year? Usually at a flea bitten poundstretcher theatre in the heart of Stoke.
     
  16. Macbeth

    Macbeth New Member

    Wifie came back from Dublin last night on Ryanair - guess who was also checking in?



    Fact.
     
  17. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Her lover?
     
  18. Macbeth

    Macbeth New Member

    No, I was at home.
     
  19. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    Her pimp?

    Go on, you were at home......
     
  20. Ken Dodd? I sat behind him on a flight back from Ireland once.

    "Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, go'on tell us a joke" (All the way home) He thought we were reeeeaaaaalllllly funny.
     

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