We've been putting out mealworm for the robins nesting at work Tomp. Little bluggers are really tame and will take them from your hand occasionally.
they're not daft john, the blackbirds follow me round when I'm weeding and forking the ground up, if any worms appear they're on it like a tramp on a kipper
You certainly know a thing or two about sex Tom, forking in the garden sounds like fun. Darned good video, many thanks I laughed out loud at that one.