Evicted

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014.

  1. tom.plum

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    by a flippin' spider,

     
    tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014
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  2. plumberboy

    plumberboy Well-Known Member

    Hope you've got a heater in there Tom ,you don't want poor Peter getting cold.:)If you haven't he may need a Parker.:p
     
    plumberboy, Sep 4, 2014
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  3. tom.plum

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    you really ought to get out more trudggles, I used to be a sarcastic person before learned of the cureing powers of outdoor life, now I'm a happy smiling serious person as you can see, :oops:
     
    tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014
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  4. tom.plum

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    he'll be ok PB he's loved up, but she's a shy one and hides in the corner,;)
     
    tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014
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  5. plumberboy

    plumberboy Well-Known Member

    Sounds like the greenhouse will get steamy windows then Tom.:eek:
     
    plumberboy, Sep 4, 2014
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  6. flateric

    flateric Well-Known Member

    Let... HER... be it will be a lady as they are the web builders the man spider just pops now and again for a bit of hanky panky and pays the ultimate price ....... As is the usual way :) I suggest we rename her Petra ...... And you know what they say One spider Six less of something else :D
     
    flateric, Sep 4, 2014
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  7. tom.plum

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    thank you flateric for that lesson in nature, I should have known, yes woman homemaker and spoiler of toms place in the greenhouse, reet I'll tell thee what I'm gonna evict the b***h tomorrow, :mad:
     
    tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014
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  8. flateric

    flateric Well-Known Member

    yesyouarerightmygrammerwaswellunderpartonightisincerleyappoliseforthisbutafterseveralpintsoffinealeidonotgiveacrap

    Please feel free to correct the above.
     
    flateric, Sep 4, 2014
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  9. flateric

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    Don't kick her out tom it might get messy. :D
     
    flateric, Sep 4, 2014
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  10. tom.plum

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    yea i know what you're saying flateric,
    anyrode I'll rethink and let you know later ;)
     
    tom.plum, Sep 4, 2014
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  11. plumberboy

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    You could lose half of everything Tom,think of the guitars and piano.:(
     
    plumberboy, Sep 4, 2014
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  12. plumberboy

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    The garden looks good Tom.;)
     
    plumberboy, Sep 4, 2014
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  13. tom.plum

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    thanks PB, thudglie'll be along in a bit to say,

    "should't you be at work today you handsome looking slender athletic person you", I fink he's after coming to live with me tha kneeeers, o_O
     
    tom.plum, Sep 5, 2014
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  14. Thrudgle

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    Oi tubs, get the pies warmed up lad, I'm jus givin me carbs a tickle.
     
    Thrudgle, Sep 5, 2014
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  15. tom.plum

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    ok pal, i've sorted your accomadation out,

     
    tom.plum, Sep 5, 2014
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  16. plumberboy

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    Ha Ha!!! Well done Tom ,bloody women are all a pain in the @rse,I just tried throwing my missus out but she's to heavy.:mad::p
     
    plumberboy, Sep 5, 2014
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  17. flateric

    flateric Well-Known Member


    Think of the 680 kids the maintenance will be astronomical :D
     
    flateric, Sep 5, 2014
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