If you have any problems with building a decorating you may ask me any question

Can you build me a decorating please?

 

What materials would you like him to build it out of ??

 

which do you do first, the building or the decorating ?

 

someone trying to get more links to their website me thinks

 

psml

 

It's obvious - get the roof up first so you've got something to hang the wallpaper from, then you can stick the bricks to the wall paper with plaster...

 

Your idea has no foundation..

 

My god, you are call MCM Builders and Decorators, you web page show a Block Paving driveway being laid.

Now here the crutch, the way your laying that driveway is enough for me to never ever employ you to do any work for me, let alone ask your advice.

 

Didn't your wife squirt you in the face with WD40, steel your wallet to buy Foundation & make up for her photoshoots ??

 

The Crutch is pants or should be in them anyway lmao

 

Just read their list of services, be quicker to ask them what they don't do.

 

Bit like that Driveway, PANTS.

 

Jack of all trades, master of none.

 

Is he Mr bates, by any chance

 

They don't do punctuation!

 

Wonder what Certs they have, if any

The testimonials look suspect as they are typed into the source code & not auto generated

 

All of um, can get anything on EBay these days.

 

Even Bull dung, so i am told

 

The areas covered is quite wide ranging, basically everywhere inside the M25 except for Oakwood and Cockfosters as far as I could see.