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  1. unphased

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    Some Polish twins, both electricians, started a rewire but they couldn't finish it so they asked their mates, who also happened to be twins and Polish, if they could carry it on, and they accepted. Is this a double pole switch?
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  2. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    :confused: Well I wouldn't have paid the first pair if they were that incompetent so what does it matter? :)
    Don't hang me. I had a go at least :eek:
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  3. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    So you don't get it then? o_O
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  4. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    Explaaaaain it :) bit dim I am :oops:
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  5. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    I take it there is such a thing as a double pole switch? :rolleyes: And it was a really funny joke :eek:

    :D:D:D
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  6. unphased

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    Well yes but you've completely ruined my joke now. :p
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  7. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    What ya doin' in Tesco's?
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  8. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    Oh just picking up an award for getting my baps out :) you know.
    :D
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  9. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Oh you're sooooo supermarket. Every little helps. :rolleyes:
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  10. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    Haha! That was funnier than your pole joke ;)
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  11. Coloumb

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    Technically I can't see any reason why they should be twins, four Poles who where mates would do just as well
     
    Coloumb, Jul 28, 2015
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  12. unphased

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    Its my joke so they are twins, pal. :)
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  13. unphased

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    Anyway, if they are twins then they are a 'double' whereas, if they ain't twins they are just two Poles, and it would be a two pole switch not a double pole switch, technically. :)
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  14. Coloumb

    Coloumb Screwfix Select

    Technically so long as the all hold Polish citizen ship I don't see a problem with my analogy. o_O;):)
     
    Coloumb, Jul 28, 2015
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  15. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    This joke has been completely totalled!
     
    unphased, Jul 28, 2015
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  16. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    It was bludy awful to start with :eek::eek:
     
    chippie244, Jul 28, 2015
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  17. malkie129

    malkie129 Screwfix Select

    I think it was in the same vein as that old one about the bloke going into the Polish shop to buy some Turtle Wax. :rolleyes:
     
    malkie129, Jul 28, 2015
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  18. miss pickle

    miss pickle Well-Known Member

    :D:D:D
     
    miss pickle, Jul 28, 2015
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  19. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    Lucky there wasn't 3 of them.

    Could have been twin & birth!

    Core blimey.


    Mr. HandyAndy - Really
     
    Mr. Handyandy, Jul 28, 2015
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  20. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Well, I've got a mate called Henry who accuses me of leading him by the nose! I think he is just sucking up, tbh.
     
    unphased, Jul 30, 2015
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