Place yer bets.

She just needs a fringe then she'll be bootiful.

 

Looks nothing like Bernard Matthews (although turkeys might resent your statement)

 

Oooh stop I have a headache. I can't possibly defend myself right now.

Election day ... Wahey I'm cured it's a miracle! Check out my winning votes!

 

You do realise that Mo Mowlam died an early death from cancer, after being heavily involved in the 'peace process'?
You are despicable to talk of someone in that manner.

 

No, I had no idea.

So am I still despicable?

 

Ouch. A tad harsh, Lancs?

I'm pretty sure Windy wasn't being deliberately insensitive. (And you said nothing about JJ's contribution above?)

 

After jj's known obsessions about Scottish female undergarments, I decided to ignore anything he now says - but it would be no credible defence for him to say he didn't know her background (so you may deduce my feelings in that direction).

If Windy really didn't know then maybe it was harsh - but maybe make him do a little research before making such remarks about a lady. Wonder if Windy has a fringe and is 'bootiful'.......

 

You might be surprised

 

Enough said!

 

I saw the DUP manifesto described as "basically the Bible, with fortnightly bin collections". Who wants to read all that, right?

So I present the DUP manifesto as written by the Screwfix community.

LGBT rights

Teaching creationism in schools

Climate change

Gay marriage

Northern Ireland

 

I'm almost offended you didn't include me.

 

If the DUP ever introduce "Laissez-faire spelling policy" you'll be top of the list (yeah, I know, stones and glasshouses right?).

 

What's June? The end of May.

Can I bet on a September election? I just discovered Amber Rudd's middle name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd

 

Very clever.

Don't think there'll be another election just yet though, everybody behind May.

 

How the hell (oops...) did you track down these comments?! (Tho', tragically, I recall each and every one)

I didn't know the SF forum was powered by such advanced algorithms; I'm guessing you only had to enter 'mindless bigot' in the search box and the software did the rest?

Anyhoo, missing Wry and Mr GNasty like like like, um, an Orange march on the Garvaghy Road.

 

I'm sure the whole Conservative party is behind Mrs May, the question is, who'll stab first?

 

Well she's bride Gove so it shouldn't be him, Boris has backed her, do it Could be him.

 

I thought this was funny, DA & Crew won't

 

She still want to run in the minority though she lose in the election.