Thank t'lawd.

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Deleted member 33931, May 24, 2016.

  1. KBJ

    KBJ Active Member

    Give them two generations and they will be in the pub and eating bacon sandwiches with the rest of us. Religion, of any kind simply doesn't last the course. Factions and schisms develop, the message is watered down and pretty soon people start not bothering.
     
  2. Hmm, don't have that one I'm afraid.

    Could you send me your soiled copy?
     
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  3. proby

    proby Active Member

    Give over you know full well you were in it.
     
  4. Once people are given the freedom to think for themselves - as they do in this wonderful country - that will indeed happen.

    Islam has such a strangle-hold in the Middle and Far East at the moment through two very persuasive methods - brainwashing of the children and the threat of death should you waver.

    Nice...

    You'd think Gawd herself would have something to say about this, wouldn't you?
     
  5. proby

    proby Active Member

    That's true DA says we only have to wait 500 years for Islam to catch up with Christianity, won't be long now.
     
  6. (In case I've offended any Jews on here by their omission - sorry, you are a bunch of loons too. And stop chopping off that wee bit of floppy skin on your children...)
     
  7. KBJ

    KBJ Active Member

    Ah, but it's such fun when you get the JWs or happy-clappies on the doorstep and dismantle their arguments one by one. Most of them belong to sects which only ever learn the tracts of scripture which support their particular sect's views and it often comes as a profound shock to discover the bits they didn't know about... That's before you even delve into the depths of the Apocrypha and the pre-Christian legends of Gilgamesh and Osiris. A particular favourite story to trash is the Nativity. I could chat for hours on that one, just to see the horror flicking across their previously happy little faces :)
     
  8. Tell me more! :)

    I think the one about Lot being saved by Gawd who sends the lithesome Gabriel to him to the delight of the male villagers but who have to contend gang-raping his daughter instead and who then has incest with his daughters in a cave is - damn, I'm talking porn again... :oops:
     
  9. parahandy

    parahandy Screwfix Select

    "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?" - Friedrich Nietzsche
     
  10. philthespark

    philthespark Active Member

    I had a weird experience with some Jehovah's witnesses the other week,there was a knock on the door and I answered it.Outside stood 2 women holding a bunch of "watchtower" magazines,"good morning ladies" I said in a cheery voice, "oh" replied one,and with that they turned and disappeared out of the gate!
    It reminded me of the old joke,Q,how do you confuse a JW? A,answer the door.
    I don't have a particular religious viewpoint,I was brought up C of E, but I'm fine with whatever your beliefs are,just don't try and force them on others.
     
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  11. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Might have guessed this would turn into a religion bashing thread.
    Have a look at what atheism has caused in the world. Death and destruction.
     
  12. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    That's the problem with a lot of you english. You have no moral compass anymore.
    Football and b&q are your idols.
     
  13. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    I remember being at a C of E in somerset once. It was basically a sight seeing spectacle.

    The drunks on the benches outside and urine over the pavements made it an even bigger spectacle.
     
  14. proby

    proby Active Member

    Same as Phil I don't mind what religion someone is as long as they keep it to themselves and don't try and force it on to others, sadly that doesn't happen.
    I did once know a girl with a burning bush but I never went there.
     
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  15. philthespark

    philthespark Active Member

    Just as well,you could have ended up with a burning rash.lol
     
  16. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Must be the stoopidest think I've ever read on an internet forum.
     
  17. Absolutely.

    You are entitled to believe and follow whatever it is you want. Just don't (a) foist it on others, or (b) expect to be automatically respected for your beliefs.

    Oh, and (c) don't foist it on your kids either. Give the poor bluggers a chance.
     
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  18. Fine.

    But it happens to be true.

    I mean, there's a cracking example of a Christian on this forum - with the most unchristian manner of any on here... :rolleyes:
     
  19. Ryluer

    Ryluer Well-Known Member

    Absolutely not true.
     
  20. philthespark

    philthespark Active Member

    Ah well,that let's me out then,I'm Welsh by descent,it was all coal mining and choirs in the valleys boyo!


    There's lovely isnt it,nothing like a bit of good Welsh singing to stir the blood.
     

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