There's a magician with a parrot and he's booked for entertainment on the Titanic . During one of his stints everything he does the parrot tells the audience its up his sleeve or behind his back and generally spoiling the illusions . Then they hit the iceberg and sink . Two hours later the magician with parrot are in a lifeboat . After much thought the parrot says OK I give up where is it .
Posted teh picture of you about two months back: https://community.screwfix.com/threads/the-joke-thread.250807/page-23#post-2173637
I thought you liked it so much I posted it again, just to remind you what this years trendy BBQ dress code is Besides, I dont go that far back due to memory problems, now less chat and just tell me when my timber order will be sent !