Bloke goes into the docs . Receptionist asks what's wrong with him . Bloke says it's my itchy c**k . Receptionist is horrified and tells him to go away and not be so disgusting . Bloke returns next day, the Receptionist asks what's wrong with you. Itchy foot he replied . Go straight in to see doctor now . When he sees the doc he gets his c**k out and puts it on the desk . The doctor is horrified that's not a foot ! No but it's a good 10 inches .
Remember, if your wife says she'll be ready in ten minutes she will be.............. There's no need to keep reminding her every half hour.
She's taking a long time. https://community.screwfix.com/threads/the-joke-thread.250807/page-33#post-2179396
The Duke of Athol was having a birthday party for his young son, so he hired a bouncy council house for the garden.
Went into a Tesco petrol station tonight and put some air in the tyres, last time I did this it was 20p, this time it was £1.00! That's inflation for you.
If Jack doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way.