The joke thread

Left to right: @Ind spark @bright_Spark me @arrow @Tuxmark2 @sparky steve

 

They wont let @WildCat and the others out the cells, that makes us lot the normal ones

 

The sparks after a long night discussing how to connect a ceiling light:

 

We leave ceiling lights to @bright_Spark and his cherry picker as he spends most of his time with his head in the clouds

 

Couloumbs had to get in bed look

 

@MGW at the back "get off my train"

 

And then the builders turn up..

 

Then the plumbers turn up..

 

The plumbers...

 

Then WW said something:

 

Slightly wrong there, I'm the one looking out of the window saying '' Hey lads, they are carting WW off in a straight jacket.. first dibs on his stash of 1mm cable an the saw he uses to cut through gas pipes !''

 

Then the painter shows up

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...nted-WRONG-HOUSE-EIGHTH-time-three-years.html

 

That's not an electric car

 

And it's got a telegraph pole embedded in the roof ....and looks like its been in a major collision

 

Maybe it's a new type that have a pole connected to an overhead electricity cable.

 

They're called dodgems and can be found on fairgrounds. This one must have escaped.